Generation Gap Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"He's trying to discover the attraction young ones have of staring at their phones all day."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

'I suppose you think you're better than your parents, mister I-Can-Walk-Upright?!'

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)

Bubbie Selfies

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"Greatest Band?"

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

Baby boomers anthem.

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

'If it weren't for diapers, I'd have nothing in common with him.'

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

Bah, when I was your age, I had to walk five miles through the snow just to ... to ... Well, just to walk five miles through the snow, I guess.