Generation Gap Humor Lover Pillows

'Ah, you kids today have it too easy. Why aren't you out creating jobs?'

Vampire Generation Gap

Why Cows Leave Home

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Bubbie Selfies

'I suppose you think you're better than your parents, mister I-Can-Walk-Upright?!'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

"Greatest Band?"

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Baby boomers anthem.

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

'If it weren't for diapers, I'd have nothing in common with him.'

'Your diary? How come you didn't just blog it way back then?'

Boomers Are Outta Here

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

Bah, when I was your age, I had to walk five miles through the snow just to ... to ... Well, just to walk five miles through the snow, I guess.

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'