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'Ah, you kids today have it too easy. Why aren't you out creating jobs?'

Vampire Generation Gap

Why Cows Leave Home

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

'I suppose you think you're better than your parents, mister I-Can-Walk-Upright?!'

Bubbie Selfies

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"Greatest Band?"

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

Baby boomers anthem.

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

'If it weren't for diapers, I'd have nothing in common with him.'

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

'Your diary? How come you didn't just blog it way back then?'

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."

"Herbert! You don't know how to order here! It's a different language...they'll eat you alive!"