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'I suppose you think you're better than your parents, mister I-Can-Walk-Upright?!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Kritik's Korner

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"We added it just for the millenials."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"I'm your hip replacement."

"We invented your hair."

Lemonade/Prune-aid

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

"Please—no technology questions!"

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

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