Generation Gap Humor Pillows

"I said did you go clubbing last night!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

'I suppose you think you're better than your parents, mister I-Can-Walk-Upright?!'

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"Greatest Band?"

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

Baby boomers anthem.

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

'My credit card number is none of their beeswax!'

'If it weren't for diapers, I'd have nothing in common with him.'

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."