Generation Gap Humor Mugs

"I said did you go clubbing last night!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)

Bubbies and technology

'I suppose you think you're better than your parents, mister I-Can-Walk-Upright?!'

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"Greatest Band?"

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

Baby boomers anthem.

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

'My credit card number is none of their beeswax!'

'If it weren't for diapers, I'd have nothing in common with him.'

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."