Generation Gap Commentator Mugs

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Kritik's Korner

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

Lemonade/Prune-aid

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"