Generation Gap Guru Mugs

Kids and Boomers

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

She - Interpreter - He.

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"We added it just for the millenials."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

"We invented your hair."

"Someday when you have children of your own, you’ll understand why I dress you like ‘an idiot.’"

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

'They're not reliable.'

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."