Generation Gap Enthusiast Mugs

"OK Boomer.", "OK Spikers."

'Nice! Playing in the streets like I used to do.'

"You've got to realise they are in their forties and know nothin' about the real world."

"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."

"Your genration is soft. When I was your age, the lawsuits we filed were much less frivolous."

'He called me a whippersnapper - is that good or bad?'

Baby boomers anthem.

"But granddad, my generation's different - we don't have time for drum solos."

"Darn it, I was hoping the virus killed him off!"

"I'm going to be a great grandmother."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

"We invented your hair."

'I suppose you think you're better than your parents, mister I-Can-Walk-Upright?!'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."