Age Gap Commentator Mugs

Yes, there was the age difference, but somehow he always managed to push the right buttons.

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"What if you go under before I need to?"

"'Till death do you part?"

'He's a lot older than she is.'

On today's "Ask Sadie" Radio Hour, we'll talk about the elephant in the room: Hillary Clinton's age. And Bernie's too. Forget all this PC nonsense, I'll just come right out and say it: Their age disqualifies them. These children don't know anything about life. I bet they haven't even gotten their first hip replacement yet. Nice to know we'll always be young to somebody. Earth is young to her.

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

'Isn't she a bit young for you?'

Baby boomers anthem.

Jell-O: A Life.

"If you ask me, I'd say he was circa 1945 and she's circa 1965."

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

Boomers Are Outta Here

"Mother's dying to met you."

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."

"But granddad, my generation's different - we don't have time for drum solos."

Cup of tea. You always order that. Why not try something else? Because unlike you and your entire generation, I don

Some old men are filthy with money or without money.

Generation X-Employed

"If the billionaires are so bad, how come they sometimes let us warm ourselves by their money bonfires?"

"Jonathan, leave granddad alone. He's not feeling interactive."

'Nice! Playing in the streets like I used to do.'

"Is this your latest response to every problem...'Let the Millennials figure it out'?"

"I'm going to be a great grandmother."

'What are we going to do for the rest of our honeymoon?'

"You may prefer older women now, but when you're 30, Ms. Rogers will be 60!"

"Jesus Christ! Do you realize that now I actually am fifty when you're eighty?"