Age Gap Commentator Prints

Yes, there was the age difference, but somehow he always managed to push the right buttons.

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"What if you go under before I need to?"

"'Till death do you part?"

'He's a lot older than she is.'

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."

'Isn't she a bit young for you?'

Baby boomers anthem.

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

Jell-O: A Life.

"Mother's dying to met you."

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

"If you ask me, I'd say he was circa 1945 and she's circa 1965."

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."

"But granddad, my generation's different - we don't have time for drum solos."

Some old men are filthy with money or without money.

"If the billionaires are so bad, how come they sometimes let us warm ourselves by their money bonfires?"

"Jonathan, leave granddad alone. He's not feeling interactive."

'Nice! Playing in the streets like I used to do.'

'What are we going to do for the rest of our honeymoon?'

"Everyone forgets: Before we were old white men, we were young white men."

"Jesus Christ! Do you realize that now I actually am fifty when you're eighty?"

"You may prefer older women now, but when you're 30, Ms. Rogers will be 60!"

"Is this your latest response to every problem...'Let the Millennials figure it out'?"

"I'm going to be a great grandmother."