Age Gap Discussion Mugs

"If you ask me, I'd say he was circa 1945 and she's circa 1965."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"I'm your hip replacement."

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

'They're not reliable.'

'He's a lot older than she is.'

"'Till death do you part?"

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

"Mother's dying to met you."

"So ... is that a Thing now?"

"Answer your question? You mean in real time?"

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."

Some old men are filthy with money or without money.

"When I was a kid, a troll was a monster that lived under a bridge."

"You shoved a candy cane in my ear!"

'Still the rhythm method; I simply adjust the speed of his pacemaker.'

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

"Well, in my day kiddo, we were well-behaved puppies: we were not sent to puppy school!"

"And I will tell you something else, this constant drumbeat for change and accountability and and and . . . nose rings . . . is really intimidating."

Yes, there was the age difference, but somehow he always managed to push the right buttons.