Generational Humorist Pillows

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

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"When we were young, our parents looked upon our music with contempt... as noise!"

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"OK, Boomer"

"Yes, I'm on my mobile phone."

'I'm afraid your Mother isn't here, Dear- She went home to her Mother!'

"This bluetooth you say it's got... not catching is it?"

"Aren't normal people your age usually in 'Loving and Committed Relationships?'"

"When I was your age we didn't have mouths."

"It's my second published book....It's called 'The Official Biography of Rudy Park. The Loser who allegedly works at my local cafe and spends all his free time doing nothing on the internet!"

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

Why Cows Leave Home

"He's an indoor cat."

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

Bubbie Selfies

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

"Greatest Band?"

"When I was your age I used my beak."

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"