Generational Humorist Prints

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

This Area Reserved For Older Dads With Tiny Tots

"When we were young, our parents looked upon our music with contempt... as noise!"

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"OK, Boomer"

"Yes, I'm on my mobile phone."

'I'm afraid your Mother isn't here, Dear- She went home to her Mother!'

New Age / Old Age Sections in the Library

"This bluetooth you say it's got... not catching is it?"

"Aren't normal people your age usually in 'Loving and Committed Relationships?'"

"When I was your age we didn't have mouths."

"It's my second published book....It's called 'The Official Biography of Rudy Park. The Loser who allegedly works at my local cafe and spends all his free time doing nothing on the internet!"

I think it's time, sweetheart. Definitely time, Pookie. Contest time. We want to rename Rudy's generation. Generation I - for impatient? Generation V - for virtual or vapid?! Send your suggestions to asksadieshow@gmail.com. (Winners will receive nothing but lots of it!)

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

Why Cows Leave Home

"He's an indoor cat."

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Bubbies and technology

Bubbie Selfies

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

"Greatest Band?"

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"When I was your age I used my beak."