Generation Humorist Prints

"I think I can speak for an entire generation when I say I'm either in my thirties or in my forties."

Evolution

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Why Cows Leave Home

"He's an indoor cat."

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)

Bubbie Selfies

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

"When I was your age I used my beak."

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"Greatest Band?"

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

'Yes, it's true, my grandpa is only a year older than me...'

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."