Generational Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"I prefer the seemingly more upbeat expression - 'These are the best days of your lives.'"

"Wonder what kind of drugs they're on?"

Beware the middle class.

'The stylist got our instructions mixed up.'

"Why bother?"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

Bubbie Selfies

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"Greatest Band?"

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"When I was your age I used my beak."

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

"It's the Florida kid."

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

'Your diary? How come you didn't just blog it way back then?'

"Kick me"