Generational Humor Fan Pillows

"Fetch is not selling out."

'Congratulations! It's a Baby Boomer'.

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

Jerry Brown Reaches Out to Young Voters

Bah, when I was your age, I had to walk five miles through the snow just to ... to ... Well, just to walk five miles through the snow, I guess.

'I don't know..kids today...'

Once we baby boomers kark it, all the good jobs got to you lot.

'I don't know what my grandbaby is, we never discuss sex until puberty.'

'Your diary? How come you didn't just blog it way back then?'

"Old people need a special room where they go to the bathroom? Gee, how primitive is THAT??"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

You can't get what up

Birthday To-Do List

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

Bubbie Selfies

Bubbies and technology

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"Greatest Band?"

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"