Generational Awareness Buff Pillows

Kids then. . & and now.

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Nice haircut."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Not-so-easy listening...

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

Baby boomers anthem.

"How did people waste time before computers?"

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

Grandma

"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."

"But granddad, my generation's different - we don't have time for drum solos."

'Kids today eh What do they look like'

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."