Generational Wisdom Pillows

"Why do you look very old, Grannie?"

"Nice haircut."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"1971... 2015..."

Not-so-easy listening...

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

"Someday when you have children of your own, you’ll understand why I dress you like ‘an idiot.’"

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"Dad, how does the outdoors work without batteries?"

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

"How did people waste time before computers?"

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?"

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

Kids then. . & and now.

Grandma

Whatever in the Sixties?