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Robot Parts $5

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"#Win!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The Modern Novel.

Geek fairies

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Windows or Mac?

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Crocodile Selfie

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

Den Furniture

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'And this chart shows our rate of growth.'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."