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'First, you must empty your mind...'

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'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

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"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

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"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

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"Uh-Oh..."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Early Business Planning

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I think you might need to start again."

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'The company's in great shape financially. Hey, a bent but still usable staple!'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

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'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"It's going to require a great deal of money."

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

Female business.

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"