Generation Z Wannabe Pillows

"I thought if I acted and dressed young and cool, learning technology would be easier. But that hasn't been the case."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

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Greta Thunberg

Teen Weather

Baby boomers anthem.

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

"We're bored with the blocks, Ms. Johnson...when do we learn programming?"

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."

Children Fight Polluters

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

"But granddad, my generation's different - we don't have time for drum solos."

Generation X-Employed

"Wrong?? It was obvious that old white men like you don't like independently thinking women."

"...it all started when I was sixteen and I sent away for one of those 'Get Rich Quick' schemes."

'Nice! Playing in the streets like I used to do.'

"I'm going to be a great grandmother."

"Is this your latest response to every problem...'Let the Millennials figure it out'?"

"How interesting I've never met an underachiever before."

"You've got to realise they are in their forties and know nothin' about the real world."

"Your genration is soft. When I was your age, the lawsuits we filed were much less frivolous."

'He called me a whippersnapper - is that good or bad?'

"I think Robert has a bright future."

"Nice try at being hip, boomer. . . but we don't actually sell eggs and hashtags!"

Randy was quickly demoted to assistant stock boy.

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