Generation Z Wannabe Pillows

"I thought if I acted and dressed young and cool, learning technology would be easier. But that hasn't been the case."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

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Greta Thunberg

Teen Weather

Baby boomers anthem.

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

"We're bored with the blocks, Ms. Johnson...when do we learn programming?"

"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."

"But granddad, my generation's different - we don't have time for drum solos."

"Wrong?? It was obvious that old white men like you don't like independently thinking women."

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

Children Fight Polluters

'Nice! Playing in the streets like I used to do.'

"...it all started when I was sixteen and I sent away for one of those 'Get Rich Quick' schemes."

"Is this your latest response to every problem...'Let the Millennials figure it out'?"

"I'm going to be a great grandmother."

"How interesting I've never met an underachiever before."

"You've got to realise they are in their forties and know nothin' about the real world."

"Nice try at being hip, boomer. . . but we don't actually sell eggs and hashtags!"

"Your genration is soft. When I was your age, the lawsuits we filed were much less frivolous."

"I think Robert has a bright future."

'He called me a whippersnapper - is that good or bad?'

Whatever stamps