Gen Z Media Consumer Pillows

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'There's nothing on.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

TV-Man

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Cellphone Islands

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"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Binge Watch

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Internet Magazine.

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"Brat"

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

As Seen On TV

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'