Generation Z Guru Gifts

Teen Weather

Robot Parts $5

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"#Win!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Geek fairies

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

Den Furniture

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'And this chart shows our rate of growth.'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'