General Laborer Gifts

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

Time Clock

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

Oooops!

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

The Generals medals

Top - Perhaps

"Welcome to the United States."

The Use of Cavalry

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

"At ease!"