General Laborer T-Shirts

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

Time Clock

Oooops!

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

The Generals medals

Top - Perhaps

The Use of Cavalry

"Welcome to the United States."

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'