Genealogy Jokers Pillows

Roots for the '90s

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Raised by Dogs

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Human Sex Chromosomes: Female/Male/Male Who Leaves Fly Open.

Richard the Turd

'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

One of Many California Gene Pools

'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

'Pull over, it's a text-message from the baby, she needs to be changed!'

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

He wants to know where he came from.

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

"When I was your age I used my beak."