Gender Difference Ponderer Gifts

'Men always crack right when it seems they're staring to understand us.'

"Needs to get a life"

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Max Weber

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Sex Education

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."