Geeky Pun Collector Pillows

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

The Physiciatrist...

Ms. Rusmore

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

A Brain Drain

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

Bell Hop

"Unplug and chill out."

Artichoking victim

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

'You give me goose bumps!'

The Principal of Inertia.

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."