Geeky Dog Admirers Pillows

"Something to do with algorithms."

Foster failure

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Collies Without Borders

Snoopy with Laptop

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Not here - home!'

Stormy weather

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Chasebook

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

I'm sure it's fake.

Watchdog on Holiday

"Gesundheit!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"You should run for president."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

When Dogs Rule