Geeky Dog Admirers Mugs

"Something to do with algorithms."

Foster failure

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Collies Without Borders

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Not here - home!'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Stormy weather

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Chasebook

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Watchdog on Holiday

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"Gesundheit!"

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"You should run for president."

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

Prepper Dog

When Dogs Rule

Dog wiping windscreen with tail