Gastrointestinal Crusader Gifts

Symbols on bathroom doors. Women, men, runner

You're the puff in my pastry!

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Please don't kill me."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Fumes from furniture

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!"

Man of steel wool.

Cleaner