Gaseous Giggler Gifts

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

The Busy Gardener

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Garden variety allergies."

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Hardy Annuals

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Beginning Yarder.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Yard Sale

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Moo! OOM!

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"What are you in for?"

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'...and this is the water garden...'

Balding gnomes

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.