Gaseous Giggler Mugs

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

The Busy Gardener

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"Garden variety allergies."

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Yard Sale

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Beginning Yarder.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Moo! OOM!

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Where are you going?'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

Balding gnomes