Gas Station Commentator Gifts

Man suicidal over cost of petrol

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Oil shock.

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

The five inhospitable gas giants

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Self Service Island

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

History of Gasoline.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Low oil prices.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

Losing Money on Gas.

"What kind of fuel am I?"