Gas Station Commentator Pillows

Man suicidal over cost of petrol

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Oil shock.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Self Service Island

The five inhospitable gas giants

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

History of Gasoline.

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

Old woman trying to swipe card in gas attendents bottom crack.

Low oil prices.

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

"What kind of fuel am I?"