Gas Station Explorer Gifts

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Sister Cities

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Oil shock.

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Plane Yogurt.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Self Service Island

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

Aisle of Milk & Honey