Gas Station Explorer Gifts

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Sister Cities

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Oil shock.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Plane Yogurt.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

'Wow. You're really selling all these power tools for only $25?'