Gardening Enthusiast Birthday Gifts

"There's a product recall for that sunbed you ordered last week..."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Beginning Yarder.

'Do you mind!!?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.