Gardening Enthusiast Birthday Pillows

"There's a product recall for that sunbed you ordered last week..."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cats and gardens.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Et in Arcadia Ego

Beginning Yarder.

'Do you mind!!?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."