Garden Cowboy Gifts

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Allotment

Cat in a tank...

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Do you have anything bigger?

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Tree Passion

Gardening#2

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

"Mulch madness"

Artists of the wild west.

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Positively Petersham

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'