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'Anyway. It's been nice, but I can't stand here chatting all day.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Award Winning Gardener

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Beware of the Lawn

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

'John... is that a collar?'

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

I'm looking for a job?

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'Don't wag!'

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

Even garden plants like to visit.

Avoid Constant Borrowing

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"Lawn fish. They're hell to get rid of."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 12

Voting on their Seats

"I was trying to grow roses, but I got hit by the 'bluebonnet' plague."

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

Dog in a Flower Pot.

Hearing the sound of the first lawnmower of spring