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"Just a heads up, Jack – I've invited the Navy to use my back yard for bombing practice."

They're letting us spend more time outside these days. They have a better understanding of what it's like being cooped up now.

'John... is that a collar?'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"The pH level seems a little off."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure."

"How?"

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Human males marking territory.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

I know they told me not to bark

The Tardis Shed

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

Know-it-alls

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

Blackbirds.

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."