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"I'm very pleased with the house but you'd think they would have recognised our need for lower fences."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Watering the garden gnome

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

Neurotics in the tropics

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'Dog got your clog?'

Domestic Cats.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue