Garden Chatter Pillows

'Anyway. It's been nice, but I can't stand here chatting all day.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Award Winning Gardener

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Beware of the Lawn

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

'John... is that a collar?'

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

I'm looking for a job?

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

'Don't wag!'

Even garden plants like to visit.

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Dog in a Flower Pot.

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"Lawn fish. They're hell to get rid of."

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

Hearing the sound of the first lawnmower of spring

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?