Garden Whisperer Pillows

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Hearing the sound of the first lawnmower of spring

'It's a pity you can't smell it: Such a perfume...'

"You were very brave."

"I am running!"

Rite of Spring.

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'Don't wag!'

'I wish she wouldn't tend here roses so much: There are no aphids to eat...'

The gardener is a vegetable lover but not a vegetarian.

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

'Rodman has a marvelous green thumb. He can grow things anywhere!'

I'm looking for a job?

'This is where my dad goes to seed.'

'Gee - More Zucchini?'

'Why's he digging up these flowers?'

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

"Lawn fish. They're hell to get rid of."

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

Award Winning Gardener

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

"You need to cut down on your salt intake..."

"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

"Occasionally I like to take time to stop smelling the roses."

"We're going to see outbreaks of 'The garden needs rain' followed by 'I like it hot but this is too hot' ..."

Beware of the Lawn

"Where's a plague of locusts when you need one?"

Hitting snails into next door's garden

"Let's go get some fast food."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia