Garden Whisperers Pillows

"She's fast."

'The bottom of the garden's starting to look like a jungle again Brian.'

'Do you believe in fairies?'

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plant Lady

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Botany Baby!

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Award Winning Gardener

An old man growing berries

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."