Grass Whisperers Pillows

A psychic mows the lawn.

Polly txt speak

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Award Winning Gardener

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Now it fits.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Agricultural Psychology

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Planting veggies

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Bonsai Exhibit

Beware of the Lawn

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

Hanukkah tree

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."