Garage Technician Gifts

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"Having trouble stopping huh? Ah well, them's the brakes."

'Thanks for putting in a new engine... Pity you forgot to take out the old one.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"It would be easier to tell you what does work. It's your air freshener!"

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Inflating Boobs.

Organic Soldering.

CLEAR!

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Animals are smarter than we think!