Garage Worker Gifts

Night Washman Wanted.

'Oops-sie.' (Car jacked through the ceiling).

After the layoffs, I had to do the work of seven mechanics. Steve. Ted. Sam. Mark. Hank. Ron. Lynn.

Four mechanics working on a car

"Boss says the racks yours after hours, Mel. Just lock up."

Mechanic using WD40 as deodorant.

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

'Hey, pal -- We don't talk about the 'Car Guys' around here, okay?'

'I'd also like the interior cleaned.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

'I never promised you wealth from this job. I said you would take rags to Rich's.'

"How can I download an employment app?"

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

Inflating Boobs.

Organic Soldering.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."