Garage Care Gifts

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

CLEAR!

Inflating Boobs.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Animals are smarter than we think!

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

When did you last have your oil changed?

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'